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Mind the Beige Tank

$17.20

The death cult seal, big on the chest, sleeves surgically removed. MIND THE BEIGE around the rim — the show's sign-off, worn as a threat to anyone who reads it in an elevator. Lightweight combed cotton for when the signal runs hot. Priced at cost: Fourthwall clamps a $3 floor we can't kill, so that $3 is the whole take — said out loud, not smuggled into the seams. Beige is the enemy.

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More details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz), triblends (3.8 oz)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Mind the Beige Tank Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
26
16
S
27
18
M
28
20
L
29
22
XL
30
24
2XL
31
26

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There can be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the dimensions of the product.

A useful tip! Compare the measurements of one of your own products at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Position the tape's end at the side of the collar at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Position the tape at the seam below the sleeve and stretch it across to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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